stories
"I don't have much deeds in this life. I don't have many experiences or big fascinating stories to tell. Sometimes I feel that all I have been doing is simply living my life and somehow going on to the next day just as everyone else.
One day we were simply walking down a street and a friend wanted to know whether or not I had had sex. I told her no, I had not had it and she said it was a very good thing and I should keep it that way and be careful about it."
Another time that I remember is when we were at a bar and there was a guy coming to me and asking: "Why are you not drinking?"
I explained to him that I cannot drink because I was a security guy in that bar.
"You don't look like it," he replied.
"This is because I am from the secret service."
One day we were simply walking down a street and a friend wanted to know whether or not I had had sex. I told her no, I had not had it and she said it was a very good thing and I should keep it that way and be careful about it."
Another time that I remember is when we were at a bar and there was a guy coming to me and asking: "Why are you not drinking?"
I explained to him that I cannot drink because I was a security guy in that bar.
"You don't look like it," he replied.
"This is because I am from the secret service."
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